jokes

jokes
Juanito is sent to talk with the headmaster of his schoolheadmaster tells to juanito "I have had complaints of you from all your teachers. What have you been doing?"and Juanito replies:"nothing"headmaster says:"exactly".
another one
a man goes on a trip for 2 weeks and his wife sends an email tells him that their cat died. When he cames back home he asks his wife to be more careful with bad news and tray to say in this way... you have to send me an email saying :"the cat climbs to the roof". Then you have to send me another email saying : "The cat falls from roof" and finally another one telling me :"The cat died".And his wife understands the idea and promises him never forget it, his husband goes again on a bussines trip and one day he recibe an email from his wife telling him "your mother climbs to the roof"
change of name
A man goes to civil registry office and asks to the administrative employee "I want to change my name" the administrative employee asks him "What's your name?" The man replies "My name is Vistor" and the administrative employee asks "and How would you like to be named?" And the man answers with a smile "Hestor"
the last one:
juanito arrived late to school and the teacher asked him "juanito why are you late?"juanito answered "beacuse there was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill"teacher said "That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?" and juanito replied "No. I was standing on it".