jokes

jokes
Juanito is sent to talk with the headmaster of his schoolheadmaster tells to juanito "I have had complaints of you from all your teachers. What have you been doing?"and Juanito replies:"nothing"headmaster says:"exactly".
another one
a man goes on a trip for 2 weeks and his wife sends an email tells him that their cat died. When he cames back home he asks his wife to be more careful with bad news and tray to say in this way... you have to send me an email saying :"the cat climbs to the roof". Then you have to send me another email saying : "The cat falls from roof" and finally another one telling me :"The cat died".And his wife understands the idea and promises him never forget it, his husband goes again on a bussines trip and one day he recibe an email from his wife telling him "your mother climbs to the roof"
change of name
A man goes to civil registry office and asks to the administrative employee "I want to change my name" the administrative employee asks him "What's your name?" The man replies "My name is Vistor" and the administrative employee asks "and How would you like to be named?" And the man answers with a smile "Hestor"
the last one:
juanito arrived late to school and the teacher asked him "juanito why are you late?"juanito answered "beacuse there was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill"teacher said "That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?" and juanito replied "No. I was standing on it".

memories from my childhood

My best memories from my childhood are related to my grandfather, he was the most important person in my life at this time, he was strong, serious and quiet, he didn't have any friends and my aunts and my cousins didn't care him. But we had a good relationship, he loved me and I loved him so much. He was illiterate and in spite of, he dressed me and he passed a comb through my hair and sent me to school everyday.
We always shared the breakfast early in the morning, we drank mate and listened the news on the Cooperativa radio.
In my sixth birthday my grandpa gave me a beautiful dress, it was pink and I was happy with it, I kept it for many years and always remember that gift, he was very affectionate with me.
In the evenings I went out to play with my friends hide and seek, football, hopscotch and many other games in the street and we arrived late at home very tired but happy, I never feel as safe, trusting and pleased as during this period in my life.
My granddad's life was long, he had two wives and seven sons and daughters, but I didn't realized how he grew up, years runs and I grew up too, he stayed with me when I accomplished my goals feeling proud of me.
When I got married he danced and enjoyed with us in the party.
The worse thing that I happened to me was his death. At the age of 84 he left me in a dark and cold day of the year 2002, his last words he said to me the last time we met and even rise his hand and caress my cheek to said good bye calmly and slowly.
The heritage he left me are good memories, his love, his teachings, his perseverance, his taste for work and all the thing that we lived together, our laughts, our pains, our games, our special communication and he is always with me in my blood.

no pain no gain

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